Current Thoughts

1) Jared Fogel is a piece of shit and I can no longer take it. Everyday I watch these mindless subway commercials that feature this no talent butt plug. He has amounted a cult following, mass fortune, and an entire career centered around the fact that he use to be fat but now is not. Way to go Jared you are not a complete fat piece of shit. And the award for shittiest and most meaningless accomplishment goes to… you Jared. How do we in this country award such mediocrity? What is wrong with our society? What next, people becoming famous even though they posses no real talent or anything special that sets them apart from the rest of society except the fact that they are famous. Oh wait…

2) 10,000 BC the movie is abysmal. It not only is poorly acted, written by people that have zero knowledge of anything, but it also stole the general plot from other movies. This pile of garbage begins with a man walking across the world following this rival tribe that has stolen his people, most importantly his love interest. Gay already I know but let me continue. The entire walking across the vast lands, of god knows where because they cross every single type of land formation on earth, is very reminiscent of that kick ass film called Apocalypto. He then leads an army against the Persian-like army that has captured his girlfriend that is lead by a “God.” At the end he acts as if he is going to agree with this God-like figure and his demands but ends up throwing a spear at him to kill him proving that he is not a God. Way to go plagiarism. That could not be more of a rip off of the movie 300 which ruled. After the really boring rebellion scene, the girl that he had crossed the world for gets shot with an arrow. Obviously I broke out in obnoxious and intense laughter because the world’s crappiest movie was gaining points in my book because of possibly awesome ending. 10,000 BC had different plans. For some outrageous reason the girl is unharmed by the arrow because a shaman from his hometown does some sort of magic to make the arrow, the pain, the heartbreak, my enjoyment disappear.

3) Will Smith… and I say this with a lot of hurt in my heart. Do not get my wrong, I love Will Smith as much as the next man but his career lately has been making me question this love and I do not like it. I am a massive fan of Fresh Prince and movies like Independence Day which just thinking about give me the most massive of action packed erections. With this timeless classics aside, Will Smith has been lacking lately and it breaks me in two. The part of me that wants to love Will Smith no matter what, and the side that wants to go on a rant on his entire career and try my hardest to ruin everything that he has worked hard for. I am Legend is as legendary as

4) Celebrity endorsement of Presidential Candidates is one of my pet peeves. All celebrities always seem to get together to spread propaganda on why is should vote for their candidate. They spread their hippie disease via television and internet videos. I get you like Obama just keep it to your god damn self. Celebrities seem to think they have some sort of benevolent opinion or that their view point is more important than others because they are in fact famous. Seldom do these inspirational videos of change and a brighter tomorrow ever have any actual political relevance to the candidates they endorse. I want these celebrities to cut the shit and leave me to my opinion.

Reality Television Will Stop at Nothing

Moment of Truth

What is wrong with people? I find myself asking this question every single day and I now find myself wondering this more than ever. Moment of truth is a reality show on the FOX network which quizzes a contestant on very personal and revealing questions. The way you “win” is simply by telling the truth. I watched a recent episode where a woman ruined her marriage and reputation for the viewing pleasure of America. This retard answered the question “have you ever had sexual relations with someone other than your husband?” with a “to be honest….yeah.” Are you kidding me you second rate prostitute? What is wrong with you? First of all I do not need you to tell me you are being honest because the lie detector will be the judge of that, hence the whole point of the show. Second of all, you just ruined your marriage for money that she does not even end up winning because she lies when answering the question, “Do you think you are a good person?” You tell the truth about cheating on your husband but then have the audacity to nullify any monetary value ruining your marriage might have given you to try and say that you are a good person. I could have answered that question from my living room and not gotten it wrong. You cheated on your husband…you are obviously not a good person, it is just common sense. You are without a doubt one of the dumbest people on earth. There is no way anyone is dumber than you. To make matters worse, after the show aired the couple tried to say that they were already getting divorced and that this show was an attempt to get something out of a broken marriage. Like what… shame and embarrassment on a national level?
I was even more shocked to find out that a show just like this had aired in South America before it was taken off the air because a woman admitted to having hired a hit man to kill her husband on the show. This is beyond anything. I do not even know what to say. I want to make fun of her and her stupidity but I can not put into words how she makes me feel about the state our world is presently. Moment of Truth takes exploitation of regular people for television to a completely different level and it is amazing to see people actually volunteer to go on this show.